OY!


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)

you can't fuck nothing

( mr horrible, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)

*humps dry air*
I beg to disagree.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)

that's air
air is by it's very nature, something.
( mr horrible, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)

*humps in a vacuum then*
:-P
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)

oooooo, thats gotta smart

( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:06, archived)

I am impervious.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)

but you've no bag to empty?!!
must be a Dyson
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)

There's an awful abortion joke in there somewhere.
Luckily, I am a lady- thus above such things. But the rest of you 'orrible lot can feel free.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)

no fucking anyone :(
you'll never make it stand up in court.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)

get a sexy lawyer and it will

( mr horrible, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)

sex lawyer
I'd like to get into your briefs
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)

I wear boxer shorts thank you

( mr horrible, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)

You could make suspenders out of them red ribbons.
And make her wear the barrister wig thing. And those black capey things, just falling open.....


I need to do a photoshoot.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)

nope
shot me bolt already.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)

I'm still one day going to do this
a calender of all the naughty lady scenarios. I'm thinking of doing one of a tall african woman, completely naked and lit up in amber light with fake springbok horns. Oh, and one of my ginger lady friend, dressed in nowt but woad, sword and snarl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:08, archived)

Sexy lawyers eh?
Check out the committee

www.sulawsoc.com/

especially the president
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

u wot? U WOT!?
arite guv'nor im moovin im moovin!



woo
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)

Double Negative
Do we have to fuck something then?
( JimmerUK .com - The besterest thing on the web until, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)