I'm not a fattist though


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( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)

shes fattest
points to fat lady.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)

I would
edit: the fat lady not Rik Waller
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)

got xrayed by a fat nurse once.
her uniform was taut as taut could be.
Gave me the horn.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)

I have fat nurse porn
The lad keeps trying to buy big natural boobies porn, but keeps coming home with big fat women porn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)

Do us a copy!

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)

Oh I don't know how
I think it's on one called 'Nature's Breast'. It's not very good porn, VERY low budget. Which is good in a kind of 'amateur grot' sort of way. But I'd rather watch Cathy Barry taking it up her west country bumpkin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)

Ha ha
I used to live just up the road from her in Bristol, I used to see her in ASDA!
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)

She's our favourite porn star ever.
Her best line (and I am quoting) - 'Ooooh, int you got a big plunger, and I don't mean that one'

God she rocks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)

One of her films is called Secret Sex Garden or something
Its filmed in her back garden and you can see ASDA in the background....how I larfed and wanked
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)

:D I shall watch out for it
I've only got her diaries- volume 3 I think. With Pete Le Meat in it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)

I always think he looks like hes just wearing a fat suit,
whatever way he wears his clothes,
( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)

"Its a knockout" stylee

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)

exactly,

( Bamboo Steamer Rocky Horror Ahoy!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)

it is a fat suit
fat is his size.

he also has to wear fat shoe, fat gloves & a fat coat.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:12, archived)

Haha
minor TJ: birth of the cunt? (sfw)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:05, archived)

a snip at $2000

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)