At last - the first virus-proof and malware-proof PC - guaranteed!


Edit: Happy now?

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( Bad Horsey, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:18, archived)

whoops
you could write your own virus with that keyboard...better disable that too
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:19, archived)

aaagh
piston!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

gently now

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

Copy and pasting with mouse!
Unplug it now!!!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

but if you have a virus-free computer
with no internet connection

where would you copy your virus from?

/edit: I know: individual letters from a text file
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

character map.
/edit: that too :)
( slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)

Same way as writing one with the keyboard
cut and paste the appropriate characters!!!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)

Virus copy themself
Them are crafty buggers they are!

/hangs head
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:24, archived)

haha
Is it geek jokes time yet?
(duck Quack !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

it's got a keyboard!
it's not proof against ANYTHING!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:20, archived)

Any input is a potential vector for infection
so you'd better remove that sound card too.
( slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

Disk Drive! Disk Drive!
Edit: Shit, no, read it wrong.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:21, archived)

FUCK!
it's got a monitor! You could SEE STUFF!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:22, archived)

Airborne inefction!
Wrap it in clingfilm!
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:23, archived)