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( custard needs a reset button for his life, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

ha ha
I tried to buy 'too many' tablets at a supermarket pharmacy and was told I couldn't because it was a suicide risk (which I knew but was being arsey). I tried to explain that I couldn't possibly be attempting suicide as I had long-life lightbulbs in my basket.

It went right over her head.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahahahaha

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Ha!
That happened to me. But she said I could buy more as soon as I'd paid for the first lot
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

pfffft!
Same here!
I tried to buy 'too many' tablets at Micro Anvica and was told I couldn't because it was a suicide risk and I was really shit at drawing and... oh.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

genius...

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Ha ha
Ah but they may have thought you just bought them to trick them into selling you to many, clever people these drug seller types. Or they just never got it.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha
they're not paid to think u know.
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!
Fantastic!
( Afinkawan, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

I work in a supermarket.
Nobody cares about selling more than 2 boxes at a time but mostly its just fun to not sell things to people.
( feckless the pirate, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)