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From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( Maladicta click, click, boom, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

God, I hate them
That Don'cha song, or whatever it's called.

You're not that hot.
You're not a fucking 'freak'. You look about as vanilla as they come.
And no, we don't.


*seethes* Plus they're shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

You put that much better than I could
but I wholeheartedly agree.
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

The lad
gets even more irate about it than I do. Angry face, teeth grinding and everything.

EDITIO!- nice scrubs quote...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

I just turn over usually

edit: that episode was on this afternoon too. It did make me chuckle. Have you seen this?
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

we do, but he gets uncontrollably annoyed until I can find the remote
And they're EVERYWHERE.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

See, that's his mistake
the remote should never be out of his reach.
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

I commandeer them and sit on them
He's too busy writing his book anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

i think he's knocking one out

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

That's an entirely different face
Same amount of shouting though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

To comply with the freak part
I demand they dress up like old punk/shock-rock acts. Minus the transvestism of course.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

Huzzah.
I thought it was just me who couldn't stand them... damn MTV. I was in Hastings recently visiting a friend from uni and saw two chavlings of about ten, swinging on some swings singing that Dontcha thing... I don't know where to begin with how wrong that is. At least your kid has taste.
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

...I don't have one
But if I did it would be impaled if it sang shite like that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Agreed...
... part of the reason I don't want kids is I'd be too worried I was going to spawn a Pussycat Doll, a Vicky Pollard or a Posh Spice, and then it'd be too late because I'd be a gran.

*could rant for hours about not exposing kids to wrongness*
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

i like the videos
alot
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

Even though 3rd from the left
has a concave face?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

i think the old saying about looking at the mantlepiece
while stoking the fire goes just about right here
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

but she's deformed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

Yeah, but "beep" was a let down.
All that innuendo in the "lyrics" but they have more clothes on than ever!!!
( Mstandot, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

an old joke, but one of my favorites

(Occams Anal Beard Not any more, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

Hehehehe
good
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

That's
fuckin' awful - but I like it
( social hand grenade contains no added pilchards, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

Everyone does realise
that the are all transvestites don't they?
(Marwood, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

Have to be.
No woman alive is that thin. Fuckin' weirdo transvestites.
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:17, archived)

If by 'Noise'
you mean AIDS..
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Or that.
*potters away singing Everyone Has AIDS*
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)