Part One of a Series* because mefeels somewhat random!


*Series might not exist if b3tans think first one is shit.
( Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)

it is kinda shit i'm afraid
but to make u happy i caught 2 snails shagging.. well one's penis was in anothers vagina. i only found out when i pulled them apart and they were stuck together by this white slimy thing. couldn't pull em apart, so i stamped on them. then i got told snails have willy's AND vaginas. how cool is that. you could wank off and look at your vagina. awesome.

/blog
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)

there is a slug in the world, and it has the largest penis:body ratio on earth
its member is abour 3 times longer than its body, it wraps around its self, and then shags its own bottom, weird!
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)

It has potential.
I say run with it.
( NobbyNobody, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)

Don't listen to him!
i For one welcome our snail overlords
(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)

Rar
www.biro-art.com/lordsnail.html
( NobbyNobody, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

The joke's the thing...
...keep at it!
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:06, archived)

Awwww, he so sad.
*Offers him hugs and biscuits*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)