Quick and dirty...
...like all of my compo entries actually.

The Nanny State, looking after alcoholics everywhere:


EDIT: Just look at the post below... it just goes to show, one man's Quick and Dirty is my another man's... er... something not very quick and dirty at all. Meh.

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

Mmmm
They should though. I love scotch eggs, but they can only be made better with the inclusion of a nice single malt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

FINALLY!
We agree!

Hehehe!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

In the single vs blended argument?
No choice for me. Blended whiskies taste like soap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

no, filling scotch eggs with
single malt . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

Tell you what
You make them, and I'll eat them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

It doesn't
Damn, and I was on 40 a day.
That kinda explains the beer belly anyhow.
Woo!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

Just eaten two scotch eggs for lunch
washed down with a Chinese noodle cup-a-soup.

I'm healthy me.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

Hahahaha...
So that's where I've been going wrong all these years
( chunderbunny, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

what about scotch tape?
/buys to find out. is dissapointed
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

Bah! I thought I'd included everything with Scotch in the name.
Apart from Scotch Corner, which I've also just thought of
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

what is scotch corner?
*imagines best muller corner yoghurt thing ever...
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

A place on the A1
where all the trucks stop. Or somewhere.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

Scotch Corner
is a place in Idaho
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

Yes, it's a Service Station.
But you've just given me an ace idea...

*phones Muller*
*gets put on hold*
*waits patiently*
...
...
*gets cut off inexplicably*

Blast!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

All roads lead to Scotch Corner
FACT!
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

Butter Scotch tart?

( Afinkawan, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

Hopscotch
contains neither Scotch nor hops

and isn't a foodstuff

that's all
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

I once bought a scotch egg ad kwik save
it didn't actually contain an egg
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

that was just a bottle of scotch then, surely?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

hmm, bottle of scotch
a bit too classy for a kwik save purchase tho
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

was it purest meat product all the way through

or the easter egg of dissapointing hollowness?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

the easter void egg of no egg
just round meat product outer layer without egg

I was quite impressed :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)