From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)

I find that not unpleasant
Cushty mate.
( pobblepop, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:48, archived)

if that's the english version
why's the priest not in bed with him?
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:51, archived)

because it's a her

( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)

^^this

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:21, archived)

i can swear much better than a lot of people
and i can do it in a quaint english accent
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:51, archived)

I think Comma will have
you beat hands down.
( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)

she's not all about the swears though
she's all about the insult
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)

but she combines the
two in what can only be described as art. If threebees is around, he has a great php script that demonstrates her ability.
( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:55, archived)

i've seen it
however, i'm really fucking good at swearing, i'm telling you!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)

got a microphone?

( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)

yeah...

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)

*waits*

( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)

*Makes absolutely no comment at all*
; )
( Mstandot, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)

i can swear much better than a lot of people
and i can do it in French, so ner!
( oCo, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)

mordez mon dick ;)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)

i can do it in french
if the money's right
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)

(fnarr fnarr)
( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)

Fermez la baise, aucun vous ne peut pas vous chatte
:P

Babelfish est mon ami
( Mstandot, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)

well, you beat me
you can obviously swear in non-French French.
( oCo, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)

Close kisses it, no you cannot to you she-cat?

whaaa?
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)

You close kisses it, nobody not you can chatte them
passing through Italian, makes it clearer!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)

cogida estúpida de la madre gringo pendejo
:)
( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)

I can't get that to translate

( Mstandot, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)

that's because it's halfway decent spanish
and so the translators can't figure it out.

It says: stupid mother-fucking non-spanish speaking dickhead.
( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)

every time I swear you spank me...
keeps me in check, I can fucking tell you....
( The Great Architect, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)

(;

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)

haha
now THIS is a compo entry!

not a warning sign in sight.

*clicks*
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)

^That.
and woo.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:56, archived)

my virgin ears!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)

hehe
nice twist
( oCo, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)

Quality
stuff
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)