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From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)

that's a big weapon you have sir

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

Eeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're going to have naked photos of you

*gets ready for a megawank*
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha
yeah, I signed up, didn't I! *worries*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

signed up to what?
we don't want to see you naked.
Not until the next tissue delivery
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4903
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

hahaha
this

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4903

I actually don't remember doing that. I was almost certainly drunk.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Why did you unsign yourself?

( gronkpan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)

BOOOOO!

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

because i can't really see myself travelling to Colchester
to be photographed naked.

Although it's not out of the question.

Perhaps I should re-sign.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Just stick your cock on a scanner and run off 100 copies.
Send the CD.
( gronkpan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Haha.
This. Now!
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

haha
excellent
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

You'll just all end up bumming each other anyway

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Is it a gun?

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)

i think it's for a game

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

Like pheasants?
Or big game, like effalumps and tigers?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

big game
lions and tigers and bears, oh my
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

pfft.
bit low fucking poly isn't it?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

What university
did Low Fucking Poly become?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

University of North London

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Arf!
x 3
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Damn TFT monitor
that text is unreadable
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)

It says
Beware of sharp edges

on this TFT monitor.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

mine too
that must be the correct answer then
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)

sharp edges?
no?
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

MY NAME IS INGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY BROTHER. PREPARE TO DIE.

( gronkpan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)

you rang?

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)

hahahahaha
brilliant!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

Ace!
she's not really left-handed then?
( Afinkawan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

FATHER!
INCONCEVIABLE!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)

I do THE BEST impression of 'inconceivable!'
Not in the literal sense though. My ovaries are great, thanks.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)

are you sure?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)

Well... I've not actually tested them out with the whole 'conceiving' thing.
But I am fairly convinced that when the time 'comes', I shall be more than capable.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)

good good

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)

Lots of little Carolines. Ahhhh.

( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)

first word?
FLANGE!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

(:

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)

MONOBROW!
?:&
( gronkpan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

Inigo, not ingo.

(Archsteve Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

MY NAME IS INGO RADEMACHER. I WAS ON A SHORT LIVED AUSTRALIAN SOAP OPERA CALLED PARADISE BEACH. PREPARE TO DIE.

( gronkpan, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

OK
Ok, so you want naked photos of men, and have posted a photo of a large weapon in the challenge. Any link?
(Ok, I'll get me coat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)