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(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

huh? Nice username

FANTASTIC LURKAGE A+++++++++++++++

stick around for your bday tomorrow!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

Thanks
I need to change me name on here, too.
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

CHANGE IT TO HELEN DANIELS

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

ha
I once heard a Ryanair announcer say that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

but the funny thing was
HELEN DANIELS had to be stored in the hold due to security concerns
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

she always got shakes on a plane

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

you heard a ryanair announcer say
"change it to helen daniels"?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

haha this?

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

I once heard Helen Daniels announce
"Change it to Ryan Air"

the above may contain traces of nuts lies
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

needs more turkey neck

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

^ this

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

SHIT!
HELEN DANIELS
are you european? for i will have to relenquish my 'european middleweight champion lurker' title to you
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

I once lurked for 3 years and nine months without posting
and I'm fucking european
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

you're fucking Scottish
that DOES NOT count
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

I'm actually English
so stuff it up your fucking mimsy, you sheep shagging leek eater
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

leek shagging sheep eater
ackshewally

you English COONT!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

Aye
I am! How long did you lurk? I had all this last time I posted. It was funnier then...
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

TITLE VACATED
you and 4dam are going to have to fight for the vacant title for the rassclarts have stripped me of my title as i had shit in my piss

BUMBACLARRRRTS
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

I'm a bit shit at lurking these days

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

OH
then HELEN DANIELS IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED YERPEEAN MIDDLEWAITFORIT CHAMPEEEEEEEN


so long as there be no rassclarrrtin shit in her pissing
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

w00 pic
but RIS too.


Top lurkage too!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

THE QUEEN OF ALL LURKAGE EVER!

( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

Helen Daniels lives
she says it's the Government traffic light system for nutritional nannying.
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

eh?
Pat
Martinanavratilova
Susan
Bart
?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

Well i understand it
they're all fucking thick. Woo
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

I'm with stupid ^

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

It's about labeling food
So you know whats in it and that like innit
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
i get it now!!

WOO!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

I know
I understand the joke. Like you do.
Doesn't change the fact you are stupid ;) tm
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

hahaha
I get it

have a woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

ah laike the lurk of your lurking

(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

i used to know a girl called Helen Davies
her brother got moved up a year, clever cute bastard.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

I used to know a helen daniels
she went a bit senile, then died or something
( 4dam party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

I used to go to school with a girl called helen davies
in sheffield.
Hello Helen.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)