From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( The BrownHaze, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

I always thought that he
looked like Frankie Howerd.

That's just my opinion.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

titter ye not

( The BrownHaze, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)

bloody hell he does,
I have never noticed that before!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)

ooooooo oood ave thought....no misses stop it

( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)

Hehe

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)

so how old are you then Mr Interweb..?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

Me?

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

*looks around*

yes, YOU!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

Cheeky youngster.
I was 30 on the 5th. I'm okay with that though.

Reconsidering, it' might only be 11 years.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

HA!
well.. that'd explain why you've used computers for longer.
/moving on
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

Aksherly,
I've been using compooters for 22 years now. :-P

Imagine that, eh? I've used computers for four more than you have been.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

you've been using computers since before i was born
that makes you old (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

No,
that makes you inhumanly young. Stop being so young in front of us interweb pioneers. It's rude.

A friend of mine went to Sheffiled Hallam University, and he ended up a crap teacher who shagged his 14 year old student, but left her for a 15 year old. Hey ho.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

hmmm.. yes... thanks...

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

But I'm sure that that
isn't what they teach.


I think they tell you to go for the sixteen year olds.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

umm-hmm..

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

But of course
he is the only shite one ever to have attended.
All the other people there are all nice and lovely and have kittens for hands and love each other and their mouths and bottoms smell of love and mint.
The Pope attended that place as did the Roal Air Force and Denmark.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

Yes, I have thought this before!
ZOMG YOU LOOK LIEK FRED WEST LOL!
( 4dam party, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

missus!

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

He had kids, didn't he?
And they now live undercover in the UK having changed their names.

I had a housemate from Gloucester once, and he had dark curly hair. I could never shift the lingering suspicion that he might have been a West.
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

I once had to do a play
At the school down the end of Cromwell street, that was creepy.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

I had a john west living at the end of my road
I dont think he was related, but he sure was a cunt. He was going to shoot my cat with an air rifle.
( The BrownHaze, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

I know a Lee West
who is a bit of a psycho, but only after hashcakes...I don't think they're related
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

not the one from Reading then
he was a psycho all the time
( The BrownHaze, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)