OK, so not a true celeb...

but if it's any consolation, I do hate myself
Edit: How rude... good 'noons all :)

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

pfft
Nice work chunderbunny :)

also:


( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

Cheers :D
I always forget that bit
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

Easily done
How things with you?
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

Nay bad...
may pop down to the bar for a sneaky pint in a bit...
while the boss is away, etc.
:)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

our boss didn't come into work until about 11am
it was like having a sub teacher... woooooooooooooooo!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

I had to do that at lunchtime
I was seriously overhung

Fortunately I found a bar where one of my friends works = free food and beer

Ffeel much better now
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

Hurrah!
and apologies for the lateness of this Woo! to your pic
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

agrees
a lot
( CactusEater, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

^this
Please!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

^that

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

^ the other

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

wooooooooooooo

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

it wont be for AGES yet
i'm usually at work when it arrives
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

Bah
Well I'm going home. I'll read it at my hungover leisure in the morning.
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

kill it... hard... in the face... with a screwdriver...
... then make her one armed mother eat her remains!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

Now,
that is something I'd really like to see
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

the best part is...
.. it wouold never get boring...

could watch it over... and over..
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

*fwaps*
:¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

oh god!
dont look at it in the eyes!
(Candy-O <-likes scotch, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)