My mother used to ask me why I couldn't be more like my cousin Rose.

My cousin Rose was stillborn.

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( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 19:50, archived)

Old Joan Rivers joke
Try and steal your material from someone a little younger.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 21:19, archived)

Wasn't that the idea?
...
(Franny Total Woos: 1, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

Yes dear.

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

I bet the covers are
dry, leathery, and unattractive.
w/y/h
( Rob T Firefly fell into an insomniac coma on, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)