Poor Joey, It didn't go quite as planned....


"The chapter on how Simon Groom used let Goldie hump his wheelchair is gripping stuff"

Sunday Times

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

pfft
*officially doesn't find this type of joke funny*

pffffffffffffffffft
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

why?
are you a spaz or something?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahahahahahaha
yes
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Is that because you are one
Spazmo!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I'm actually 2 sewn together
my 'parents' were Nazi scientists
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha!




I'm nervously laughing, in case it's true...
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

pfffft!
tea/screen moment.

and now go back to hull, where you come from.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I'm so glad I happened to be passing through
I may even spend longer here
( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

lovley stuff
woo
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I laughed so much
I came
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

me too
thanks
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

was that you?
so hard to tell down here in the Gents-only the warts give it away
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

can i borrow some of your cream?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

you can scrape some off my face if you like

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

oh yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/6247228


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)