perhaps I should've 'shopped it a bit


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( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

Jimmy Carr Deathdance!!!!
Please somebody, make it happen NOW.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)

He was most strange in the Stormbreaker movie...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

what do the other 2 think?
BTW what pizza shall I have for lunch?
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)

Have one of these:

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

cor!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

the red one looks like raw 'meat'

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

they think he's
a fucking cunt
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

chicken and bacon carbonara
from mozzers
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

nah - too creamy

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

it isn't though,
it is lovely.

ah well.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

Margherita
but with roasted red onions on it too. Yum
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

nah - too bland

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

I don't understand the desire
to over-complicate what, in its basic form, is the most delicious thing a man can put in his mouth.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)

beer?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Cum, faeces and ballsweat flavour

( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)

I'll add jalapenos and I'm away!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)

to casualty

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

as long as Connie Beauchamp is on duty
it'll do for me Tommy
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

is that the one with short hair
from holby or casualty or summat?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

and the lovely wabs
images.google.co.uk/images?q=amanda%20mealing&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

Howabout a pizza da action?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)

*cups balls*
Fongool!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

*bites thumb*
ah forgedabaddit
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

Pepperoni and sweetcorn

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

I can see how long it takes to digest then

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

sort of like pooh sticks?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)