i like this.
have this creature eat a giant carrot with eyes, but its not really a carrot, its a stick of dynomite and someone has accidentally lit the fuse. then a rabid donkey comes along and eats this creature and all explode into a wonderful gloppy mess.
(Limpy713 Wed 1 Dec, 2:19, Fri 7 Jan, 3:49, Wed 12 Mar, 7:26, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

gets my vote

(Stephington I used to be nostalgic...back in the good old days, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)