My favorite passtime


From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)

IT'S NOT A WASTE OF TIME!
Having a poo is very productive ... FACT!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)

it produces poo
for a start.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)

And smells.
And time for reading your book.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)

So ...
do you lay ten pound turds when you go for a dump?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

....no
I'm a relatively light pooer. I just like reading my book on the comfiest seat in the house.

See, now you've got me onto the subject of my bowel movements, which as my ex housemates will tell you is a subject I have no problem talking about (I was rather ill for a long time, we had to keep an eye on them).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

How is it comfy?
It's got a big sodding hole and a draught. Draft? I forgot engluihst?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

It's very comfy
And my bathroom's nice and warm.

Ok, it's slightly less comfy than the sofa but not by much. It's a great loo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

awww bless *hugs*
Just get friends who're into scat ... then they can watch them .. with deap interest!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

^this^
Having a poo is the best part of the day!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)

best Time Of Day
I totally agree.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

you cant rush these things..
*get out of work excuse*
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:06, archived)