....no
I'm a relatively light pooer. I just like reading my book on the comfiest seat in the house.

See, now you've got me onto the subject of my bowel movements, which as my ex housemates will tell you is a subject I have no problem talking about (I was rather ill for a long time, we had to keep an eye on them).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

How is it comfy?
It's got a big sodding hole and a draught. Draft? I forgot engluihst?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

It's very comfy
And my bathroom's nice and warm.

Ok, it's slightly less comfy than the sofa but not by much. It's a great loo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

awww bless *hugs*
Just get friends who're into scat ... then they can watch them .. with deap interest!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)