Issued by Teesside Chamber of Commerce


From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

i want to
sex your B3taname!!!!!

you should become a naval officer!
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

An Officer and a Sweary Gentleman

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

this noobie could be either
a computer, or a diverse electronic music maker who not many people have heard of.

or just another b3ta user.
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)

Who, Inigo Montoya?
Or Vic_Twenty?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)

heh
I actually have one of his CDs

I think I listened to it the grand total of once
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)

or move to Port Talbot
you'll feel much better about Middlesbrough then
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

My uncle used to burn bodies in Port Talbot.
Dead ones.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

that's awful
makes them harder to punish-fuck
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

aaah!
punish-fucking the dead.

such a great pastime.

top tip: because wolfbagging doesnt work on corpses, try using a defibrilator on it when you get to the point of no return!
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)

Corus (formerly British Steel) burns the live ones


edit: that has to be the shittest job evah!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

I assume both of these 'places'
are north of Watford
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

west of Slough for PT
same thing really

mind you it looks really cool here
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)

You Southern pouf
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)

or swindon

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)

*narrows eyes*

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)

Dry Roast
the smoggies, twats
(sitonit, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

I've been there.
On purpose and everything.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

I live there
not on purpose or nuffin
(Fishlick, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)

fucksocks
i live there, and i couldn't agree more!
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)