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(dandan, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)

GOD WILL SAVE US

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:22, archived)

If we stop
eating cheese on a Friday.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)

Never!
That's just no way to live...
( jme, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)

Rocquefort
is the tool of Satan.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)

Haha, yes he will =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)

hold on, which God is it again?
I bet I pick the wrong one..... come on lucky 6 armed elephant guy!
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)

i figure by not choosing one and just being "good"
i've got a pretty good chance with whichever one happens to be on the door at the time.
( naD, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

^ This. Forever.
Amen.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)

i hear he's very forgiving
*naughty*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)

hence "good"
:D
( naD, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)

well he has to be after all the confusion with the Bible and right and wrong and all that
but thats what happens when you hire ghost writers
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)

all but one
christians have it made. success if they are right, and if they are wrong, well they have probably been good enough to get into any other kind of heaven.

now there's reassurance.
(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)

I don't think he'll be pleased if you come on him...



and yes, that's the wrong one... =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

i dont know, could it be
the cult - god evil Lu
( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)

Evening matey!
How are you?
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)

i'm fine
how are you young squre
( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)

I'm grand, thanx.
Got any more bike stuff planned? How much did you raise in the end?

I asked you that the other day - apologies if you replied already, it looked like you'd been dragged off to bed by your mrs =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)

Haha.
And what an excellent first post it is.
( jme, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)

Dan! Dan! Dan!

...

Dan!

Very good! And depressing.

TJ: Is b3ta being slow for anyone else?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)

yes, slow for me too :(

( Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

Hang on.
Seems to be OK again.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)

It was, though a bit better now.
I just noticed your siggy - I love that site.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

I have just noticed yours, too.
But I don't get it.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)

It's a lyric from the Velvet Underground:
"It was good what we did yesterday
And I'd do it once again.
The fact that you are married
Only proves you're my best friend.
...but it's truly, truly a sin."
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)

slow for me
it might be the intywebs creaking under the strain
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)

everything is slow for me

/computer is dying blog

and /talk isn't moving at all.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)

piffle!
it might expand forever
FOREVER!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)

Even then there will still be punctuation errors...

( Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)

hmmmm
I spy a "catastrophe"
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)

actually the rate of universal expansion is increasing, but no-one knows why
so its more likely that eventually everything will become so spread out the suns wont be able to heat the planets and all life will become extinct, so we're screwed either way
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

hoorah
*points in dramatic fashion*

TO THE PUB!
( naD, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)

ha ha

( naD, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

You broke Bill Bailey's excellent opening lines with your rogue apostrophe :(
Yay for taking 2 years to have a first post, though :D
( Shada, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

bah shows what you know
low leval heat will carry a signal onto the other universes and we will live on as they interpret the fluctuations into a copy.
( Jamnog and then, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)

Wow, I'd never thought of it like that.
/loads shotgun
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 21:41, archived)

No, we will be saved
by the mass of all the extra apostrophes. I think they appear in sentences as a sort of 'steady state' system...
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)

excellen
thermo-dynanmics say it does matter if i stay in bed wanking and drinking Tesco value vodka
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)

I hope Bill Baily
calls round your house and demands his royalties with menace.
(SeanO, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)