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(Esssbee, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:07, archived)

Aww!


_{I have (mild) BDD (which is called BD now) and I think this is funny so it's not offensive :)}
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:08, archived)

do you not liike your toes or something?

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)

Haha!

*Hides*
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)

This little piggy went to market...

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:11, archived)

Have you superglued your hands to your face like the lady in the picture?

(Bumsmells, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)

It's a symptom, yes.

Unfortunately, it means we have to get other people to toss us off.

So, what you doing tonight?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:10, archived)

Tossing off someone else.
Sorry, there's a good 6-month waiting list.
(Bumsmells, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:12, archived)

Face like a welders bench
or a face like a dockers glove
or smells like a plumbers toolbox
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:10, archived)

Does a plumber's toolbox smell like unwashed ladybits?

(Bumsmells, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:13, archived)

and then some

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:15, archived)

As long as you're not gender dysmorphic or something
'cause that's harder to fix than just a bit of face surgery. :o
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:13, archived)

Had to look it up
and now i'm unsettled. I thought it was just called Being Self-Conscious, and everyone had it?
(MNNNNGGH, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 19:50, archived)