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(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)

LIES

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)

Isn't tea an antioxidant?
Thus causing non-wrinkly-type-goodness?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)

Aye
But they'd tell you anything.
(Halcyonelle European Middleweight Champion Lurker, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)

It's true. Look what a clever doctor said
here.

Thanks for that Dr Geoff Isbister. I'd say it was EXACTLY like that.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)

you're talking botox!
afternoon cap'n
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)

Arrrrrfternoon
Me hearty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:04, archived)

it's pure goodness
FACT
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:01, archived)

I never got the big deal about tea
Give me hot chocolate anyday!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:49, archived)

But...
..you're English? *splutter*

Tea *is* England! You are compelled to love it BY LAW.

Have you not seen The Neville's guide to tea and coffee?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)

I drink neither tea nor coffee
at least not in a 'hot' capacity
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:58, archived)

Argh!
What is the world comming to!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)

Error 404!

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)

I drink it hot OR cold.
What do you think about that then?

They don't call me Dangerman Kerry for nothing!*



*for nothing
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:02, archived)

Historically,
people that admitted to such treason were deported to Australia.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:04, archived)

Where I come from that's fighting talk!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)

where you come from
saying "hello" is fighting talk.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:53, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)

by the way ..
I do appologise if you consider what I said to be in any way indicative of me aching for a rumble ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)

No apology required.
In fact, it made me laugh - I do know some places like that, but I'm happy to say I don't live in them...
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)

bend over...

..this is going to be painfull..
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:55, archived)

*gets out camcorder*
*fwaps descretely*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)

Tea is far superior to hot chocolate.
You are mistaken.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:00, archived)

*drinks 4th cup of afternoon*

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)

drink tea instead, trying to get a whole afternoon in a cup, let alone 4 times in one day, is just plain crazy

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:51, archived)

I laughed too hard at this
my ear fell off
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)

Do you want a cup of tea?


Now you have to say "No thanks, I've got one ear"
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)

No thanks
My ear fell off
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)

thats a dreadful joke...
but I laughed
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)

pfft!

( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)

*Puts some spreadsheets, some calls obs and a piece of paper saying 'DON'T FUCKING CARE' in a cup*
My afternoon.

I'm sure I could do that 4 times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54, archived)

and Happy Monday to you too
;)
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)

Its shocking
the "old" lady in the pic is none other than TUTT
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)

Ok, that's enough.
Stop posting stuff I can't reverse =)



(I'm not stalking you, by the way - I just keep happening on your posts. I'll stop now)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:57, archived)

I'm a prolific poster
And besides:

In Russia, posts happen on you =P
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)

Haha!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:05, archived)