*calls travel agent*




*books*

From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

What do you take with your tea?
Milk, Sugar, Flunitrazepam?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)

i got druged
with rohyonol and lsd at the weekend !!! boo
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)

Lucky bastard

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

i can't drink for 2 weeks though!!!
apparently my liver took a pounding
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)

Ouch.
Still, at least you didn't have to pay for it
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:03, archived)

spose
but i had met some old friends that night who i don't think are friends anymore

had some texts "you fucking phyco" and so on in the morning

i think i was accusing them of trying to kill me, bugga
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)

bad luck with the LSD
that never ever leaves you! :S
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

never
leaves? you mean the fucked up paranoia?
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

My sympathies.
Do you know who drugged you?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)

have not got a clue
i assume they were going after one of the nice ladiesi was with
who i later accused of trying to kill me, befor i ran off
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)

Using LSD?
Weird, that.
Bad trips are always a learning experience.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

I got chased by a frankenstein
when Iwas on acid...it was fun
( Cockweasle, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

Were you anally violated?
And if not, why not?
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:03, archived)

i went nuts ! i had voices in my head
and was so paranoid i went and hid at the side of a motorway for the night !!?? phfft
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:05, archived)

First time?

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)

well
yes
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)