A fusion of over-the-top marketing and a dumb idea ...


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( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

woo
i'd buy that for a dollar!
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

Brilliant
Woo to you sir!
(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

surely one blade is enough?

is there any real need for 6 blades?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

6 times more irritation per stroke!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

You take one stroke
it takes eleventy!

That gives me another idea..
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

Is it a gillete wanking device?

( 4dam party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

no, a spanking!

( mr horrible, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

i'd rather be pulled off by edward scissorhands

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahahahaha
god, that's a sexy thought!
( mr horrible, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)

Only if you're a wuss.
Personally, I like to take LONGER shaving. I use one of these*



*shown 5000 times actual size
( Professor Kenny Martin is living like a windrammer when he fucks on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

My grandpa has one of those
A ladyshave I mean, not a spidershave.
(Pachey, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)

i use one of these
www.classicshaving.com/catalog/item/522940/190290.htm

have doen for nearly two years, saves a fortune on those rubbish gillette ones.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)

Sweet!
I want one.
Do you sharpen it?
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)

yes, i have a leather strop to keep a keen edge on it.

i shall prolly send it away shortly for re-grinding.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)

I would use one of those, if I wasn't scared of slipping and slitting my throat.

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)

Yeah, this ^
I can't even use a safety razor without getting blood all over my collar.
( Professor Kenny Martin is living like a windrammer when he fucks on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)

woo!
beautifully done. Am I the only person who wants one of these?
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

haha
genius
( Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha!
Excellent!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

but can it go round corners
at an amusing speed

and not result in a trail of entrails and plastic spewed along the tarmac?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

I'll
upgrade from 'woo' to 'wiggle woo'.

Anyhow, now you have finished with my passion wagon, can you let me have it back?
( Tesco Quality Drinking from cans of ronsonol lighter fluid since, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha!
*clicks*
*clicks again*
*and one more time*
( Professor Kenny Martin is living like a windrammer when he fucks on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

and yet, still somehow
5 blades still become blunt just as quickly
as a disposable one blader....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

You've actually got one of these?
*Cheses with 5 &-1-on-the-back razor*
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

nah...
i've got a wilky one with 3 blades
and that's just as bad
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

Ha ha ha - that's ace
*clicks*
(Pachey, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

Pffftt!!
There's no point to that wheel unlees it rolled over, much like the need for all them deadly blades
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

hahaha

( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

Nice idea
Why does anyone need that many wheels, though?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

*shows technical "dramatised" demonstration video*
.. so you see that is why our next razor will have ten blades and cost more than 300 packets of disposables
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

donkey!

( mr horrible, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

haha!
you daft head.
( - D - Let it Beard, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

hehe!

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)