Baby egg


From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(kixos °__/\/\/\/\/\/\/\__°, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:07, archived)

aaaah!
i want one.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:09, archived)

Find someone to assist
in the method known as procreation!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:12, archived)

i've seen that in films
and i don't much care for the look of it.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:14, archived)

funny ....
has the opposite effect on me
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:15, archived)

Alternatively
under new(ish) UK law:
wank into a tube, wait 18 years and you will be contacted by your offspring!
_{any better?}
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)

or
wank in a tube wait five minutes and watch an old lady slip over.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:23, archived)

someone's dented your polystyrene

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:11, archived)

Muhahaha!
And I'll do it again, I tells ya!
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:31, archived)

YOU BASTARD!
stop now or you'll destroy us all!
(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 22:34, archived)