I understand the latest news
is that he has "significant brain damage" but that he is "likely to make a good recovery". WTF?
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)

It means.....
...he will eventually be back to his normal self but will unfortunately be a Manchester United fan.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:56, archived)

significant brain injury
not brain damage
( Mushroom, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:57, archived)