Build n Play

My first picture post. Woo!

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:10, archived)

hehe
nicely done

very promising start old bean :-)
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:12, archived)

that looks horrifying

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:12, archived)

^this

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 1:29, archived)

LADIES:
Would you, as a girlfriend, be at all offended if your boyfriend wanted to see you use yours? AND NO LYING! We know you each have one.

*turns on*

*pulls up chair*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:13, archived)

she didnt mind at all
but it wasnt as enjoyable for me as i thought

i just wanted to join in.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:14, archived)

I dunno...
I like it. I mean, why can't we give THEM the occasional wank?

/pron talk
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:15, archived)

*lights pipe and reclines*
an interesting arguement.

I refer the honorable gentleman to Section 543C of the "acceptable sexual practices legistlation of 1993" which states: "wanking is an occupation to be partaken of by the male of the species only; any, so called, "ladywank" is an unacceptable practice and is punishable by testicle removal."
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:19, archived)

Your women have testicles?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:20, archived)

On Planet DevilDuck
EVERYONE has testicles... just below the chin.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:21, archived)

...yes.

...dont tell me i've got this whole "women" business wrong...
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:21, archived)

APPEALED 1997
with the advent of the feminine Dramedy, "Sex and the City". Wherein, the female of the species hereforeto is granted the equality of aforementioned "wank".

Whereby the woman, hoever, must make the circumstance sexier during said action to a factor of 12.

-honorable gentleman codes Section 543c-A

Also a big highlight that year: ANY actress with a gratutious standing of "5 or less is hereby barred, disbanded and disqualified from committing any on screen lesbian activity. The purpose being to continue the illusion.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:26, archived)

I like it when she shoves it up my arse!!

did i say that out loud?

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:19, archived)

clearly
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:26, archived)

Bindun,
by the missus. She now limps.
( @RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:16, archived)

Where do I get one of those
Looks great
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:24, archived)

Fanks
Wow... like, lots of answers to my first post. My participation wasn't destined to end in failure, self-loathing, and a wank followed by an overdose after all.

Phew!
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:34, archived)

Oh come now
There's still plenty of time for that.
(lawless314, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 6:02, archived)