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First timer - be gentle with me.....

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(Cuedoss, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

would

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

you take whiteley, i'll take vorderbod

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

I want whitely
Even now...
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

especially now

( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

why?
what's changed other than time?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

He's far more thriller these days
dun dun ba dunbee dun *bah*
dun dun ba dunbee dun *bah*
dun dun ba dunbee dun *bah*
dun dun ba dunbee dun *bah*

(that's the bassline, trust me)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

pfft!

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

seriously, say it out loud
Because its DINNER
Din-ner-time


I'm going to sing that to my kids.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

class
i'm going to sing it to my kid too now
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

YES

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

what's everybody trying to say?
:(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

RICHARD WHITELY IS DEAD
RICHARD WHITELY EST TUE
RICHARD WHITELY IST TOD

er...
RICHARD WHITELY ITH DEADO.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

what about
Steve Irwin?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

he ist tod, est tue and ith deado also.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

John Prescott?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

*crosses fingers*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

IL EST ALIVE
ER IST NICHT TOD!

noto deado!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

decomposition

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

compost
hummus
decay
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

*crosses legs*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

He's more rotted
in the grave
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

hahahahahah
*clicks*
woo!
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

could you make the file size smaller please
he said, ever so gently
should be under 50k,
but woo and yay all the same
you can marry my sister
( MontyyouterribleCUNT www.ootsi.co.uk, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

My internets just crashed....
....
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Hahaha
Hello and welcome. Pull off a shop full of kittens or something.
Sorry but your pic's a little big on the filesize, b3ta has an advised 50k limit for still pics. Please divert your attention to the FAQ to avoid angering the regulars.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

"...Full Instructions How to Make a Bomb"
Hahaha!

*whispers*
But yes, teh filesize...
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

hehehehe good work!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Not bad
but check the filesize etc. etc.

Welcome! You'll never leave...
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

truly, this is the BB California

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

or even
California Californicate
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I like the way
we've all been quite nice in our filesize observations for once.
Mr Cuedoss has been quite fortunate.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

it helped that s/he did a very good pic

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

I think that's probably it.
I didn't even notice, to be honest.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

Thats
fuckin great
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

right
cut round whitely and hav him animate in a thrusty manner
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

It's a fine image
involving many great elements, but, as I'm sure will have been mentioned before I finish typing, it requires a little better optimisation.

Give my regards to Mrs Cuedoss.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I
have just had to clean orange juice off my monitor!
Love this!
(Masseuse, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

woot!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

haha
stunning first post!
( Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)