sigh
"I bought a dog with no nose"
"Well, how does he smell?"
"Awful"
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 11:00,
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And for those of you who use Lotus Notes...
"My computer's got no Notes!"
"How does it send mail?"
"Awful"
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 13:25,
archived)