Stalking the rich, famous or the vulnerable
Always passes the time for me.
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

I didn't know you'd started limiting your targets

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

He has time constraints now the police have imposed that curfew on him

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

I thought the curfew was a general thing
for Inigo's town
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

The police never said anyhting about people coming to me...
*calls pizza delivery place*
hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I require a pizza. Please send a delivery girl that is young, impressionable and has a high pitched horror movie style scream.

Oh and can I have the free donner for orders over £9?
*hangs up*

See?
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I think I need to start ordering pizzas from that place

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

for the soon-to-be-victim deliverygirl
or for the free donner for orders over £9?
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Both sounds good.
What's the number?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

had to
too much choice spoils the buffet.
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)