Take big people with you.
Or a cd player that plays death metal VERY LOUDLY, so you can't hear the whining, consonant dropping bastard harp on about 'is you a goff then?' or whatever verbal diarrhoea they choose to hose you with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

Big?
Where would I find someone bigger than me?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

depends on what you mean by "big"
I'm taller and bigger in other ways

*tucks into sock*
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

You've been peeking again
I've told you about that.

And I know it was you singing "Do you take it up the arse" in the bogs a couple of months back.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

I admit it.
now you must admit your love for nude bungie spelunking.
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

I have never bungied
Or spelunked.

Are you sure you're not confusing me with the pissed_squirrel in the corner?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)