I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before

( Zak McFlimby, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 18:54, archived)

he's looking a bit
sickle-y
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 18:54, archived)

I arrived a little bit early and my....
Girlfriend said to me. It's okay it happens to lots of men.
I thought. Hold on. who are these lots of men you're sleeping with and if it happnes so much, maybe it is your fault not ours!!
( benkai No fatalities at work since, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)

we need a click thing
for witty comments and such like..,.

*imagines he's clicked*
( The Mighty Spanner has missed b3ta for the last 18 months, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)

Haha fatty

( Peter Beater and then i broke my telescope, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)