'ello, there sir hat.
might i ask wha' choo talkin' bout, willis?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)

The clicky link
is a book with a punny title . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)