Clown Whores then,
pay them twenty quid and they poor a bucket of water down your trousers.

'Ooh, pie me ,PIE ME!'
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)

Maybe i give away too much by having this to hand

"Any more pie?"
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)

Splosh!
Pervert.

I love the concept of Prostitute Clowns for some reason.

'Shall I squirt you with my flower?'
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)

parp!

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)

Heh.
'Touch my red nose'.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)

heehee
you know sometimes I feel like a naughty wee boy at the back of the class on this board. Oh ssssh, Miss is looking. *whistles inexplicably*
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)