Just for the benefit of any non b3tans reading this
i regularly like to rape children and worship satan, often after sniffing a bag of glue during songs of praise (it's the only way I can get a hard on any more)
( Double 2 and that's why I drink, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

Who doesn't?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

you horrible people!
leave some for the rest of us, damn it!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)

Is Songs of Praise still on the telly?

In my experience most congregations find the chidrens' scream put them off the hymns.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)