Maybe this is all part of Virgin's cunning plan
but I bet the publicity sells more b3ta Sick Joke books than Virgin products.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)

I don't want to give them the benefit of publicising this
unless they make good with the prizes.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)