I like it
the pic, not guinness.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

A pint of marmite
topped of with shaving foam makes an excellent substitute for a pint of Guiness, and has the advantage of tasting better
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

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( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

I know, I know
Originality is not my strong point, and it seemed appropriate!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)