"The French do chew on onions and go 'haw-hee-haw-hee-haw" (Alan Partridge - 1997)

Click here to make it swell
It's a spaz from chrimbo (apologies to those that have seen it), and I'm actually a bit of a Francophile - SO I'M ONLY JOKING!
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

I fuckin' hate them
they smell.

So HOORAH to your pic! :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)

Xenophobe
.
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)

I didn't think that counted for the French
tee-hee-hee
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

I think the French are marvelous
at agincourt they happily provided targets for our archers, in WW1 they happily provided targets for our gunners, in WWII they happily provided target practice for our navy, and gave siphilus to 25% of the occupying German troops...
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

and most recently one of them
provided me the opportunity to cuckold one of their men - but that's a different story!

Viva Le Femme de la Francais (or something like that anyway - ironically, I did German at school)
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

it's true about the french
even big fuck off rocks in cambodia know that
(evilmango2, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

c'est formidable!

( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

ooh,
I've warned you...


( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

Uh-huh
.
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

possibly the best woo yay i have ever seen.
congratulations on being utterly utterly brilliant.

DEATH TO KITTENS!
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

Oi!
Dont make me sic No hands on you!
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

.
Bandwagon?
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

Well hop on
sir
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

compo actually
I expect you could get away with reposting that in a new thread and selecting "honest advert" from the drop-down.

But don't quote me on that.
:)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

Ah ...


(Compo. Sorry. Dim.)
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)

it's great
I spent much of the Xmas period telling the world (well my family) about that picture.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

My new wallpaper.
Brilliant.
( kaydup, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

aw gee!
.
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

What
is the French for deja vu?
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)