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[challenge entry] "The French do chew on onions and go 'haw-hee-haw-hee-haw" (Alan Partridge - 1997)

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It's a spaz from chrimbo (apologies to those that have seen it), and I'm actually a bit of a Francophile - SO I'M ONLY JOKING!

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 787 entries (closed)

(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I fuckin' hate them
they smell.

So HOORAH to your pic! :)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Xenophobe
.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I didn't think that counted for the French
tee-hee-hee
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I think the French are marvelous
at agincourt they happily provided targets for our archers, in WW1 they happily provided targets for our gunners, in WWII they happily provided target practice for our navy, and gave siphilus to 25% of the occupying German troops...
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# and most recently one of them
provided me the opportunity to cuckold one of their men - but that's a different story!

Viva Le Femme de la Francais (or something like that anyway - ironically, I did German at school)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# it's true about the french
(evilmango2, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# c'est formidable!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)
# ooh,
I've warned you...

(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Uh-huh
.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# possibly the best woo yay i have ever seen.
congratulations on being utterly utterly brilliant.

DEATH TO KITTENS!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Oi!
Dont make me sic No hands on you!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# .
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Well hop on
sir
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# compo actually
I expect you could get away with reposting that in a new thread and selecting "honest advert" from the drop-down.

But don't quote me on that.
:)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Ah ...


(Compo. Sorry. Dim.)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# it's great
I spent much of the Xmas period telling the world (well my family) about that picture.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# My new wallpaper.
Brilliant.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# aw gee!
.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# What
is the French for deja vu?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)