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(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# i just bought an ipod
i dont like it, it's too hard to use
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# you're taking the piss, right
i don't own one, but i have played with a mate's ipod, and it was very straightforward
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# no, the pod bit is ok
it's the software that seems to be a right cunt
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# how so?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# itunes is top
and easier to use than most
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i thought itunes on the pc
was awful, especially compared to itunes on a mac
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# they are pretty much identical I though
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# not really
the pc version is really badly spooged
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# tis fine for me.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# me three
never had a problem until last night now it will not update! :(
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Me four
So much better than any other prog of similar ilk.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Ah, an iPod...
I thought it was a petrol pump... =/
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# The new iPump
either Apple's new petrol pump or their new range of artificial male lapdancers.

'noon btw
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# 'noon, bloke!
How's it going?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *waits for everybody do dig up their iCons*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# a new generation of con artists
perhaps?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ahem
scuse me Mr. i dont suppose you know of any jobs going, in or around den haag for a fairly unskilled non-dutch speaker. any help muchly appreciated.
i tried www.whatareweyournondutchspeakingjobfindingbitches.nl but they couldnt help.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmm
I lived in Den Haag for 25 years

what skillzors do you have?

Have you been here?
www.undutchables.nl/
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i like ice cream
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# well, not a great deal frankly.
i'm just looking for something simple. i've been in computer admin for the past 2 years, and i worked in dixons for 3 years prior. i'd do anything tho, call centre, labouring, barwork. anything that would pay at least 500 euros a month.
was just wondering if you knew any employers in the area, preferably employers who are looking for someone to search the net for shite all day and photoshop amusing penis' onto GIF's with comedy effects?
edit: but honestly absolutely any work will do, and any help will be huuuuuugely appreciated, and rewarded with much beer upon my arrival in the netherlands.

extra edit: yeah tried www.undutchables.nl all the jobs there are a little to exec level, i.e. hefty qualifications and experience required
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)
# There are a few Dixons stores in Den Haag
and in The HobBit are a lot of small IT businesses where you might start asking around for something computer admin related.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# tah, i recognise that building
i think i went by it on the tram, shall check it out next time i'm there.
i also went to dixons, just the language barrier would prolly hold me back, damn my typical english ignorance.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yeah, should be visible from line 3 and possibly 2
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I can speak dutch!
I can say 'Roken in der Koken' or however it's spelt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# neuken in de keuken
op de keuken tafel?

i think thats closer, a little dirtier but prolly still spelt a little wrong
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nah
only keukentafel is one word in dutch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Roken in der koken apparently means fucking in the kitchen
My drummer's half dutch. he doesn't speak it, but someone told him to say that to his hollandish mum and she slapped him.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# nah
roken is smoking, i think. neuken is fuckin.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# See i thought it'd be smoking
considering it's similar to the german.

You've just won me some money, hopefully. if he believes me that we made a bet on it.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
rauchen = german
roken = dutch
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# roken in der koken means nothing (and is even part german)
neuken in de keuken means a lot

just remember to say noiken in de koiken
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# At first glance
I thought it was a petrol pump.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)