What have you changed?
You've just lifted an advert from the North Sea Oyster Organisation, haven't you?
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

busted.
the only reason they are known as an aphrodisiac is because after eating them, oral sex is like the sweet trolley arriving.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

in response to your earlier question
bi-celibate
( Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

Ive heard Steven Fry say something similar.
he says his sexuality is about who he chooses not to sleep with.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

How eloquently, and amusingly put.
I once spent 7 hours evacuating myself noisily from my major orifices upon my return from France, having spent the evening in what we thought was a romantic restaurant, but in reality whose kitchen was probably an open sewer.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

your
poor girlfriend - knowing you think that must be a real ego-boost.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

it's ok
his girlfriend is an oyster.
( martian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

you calling her
selfish?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Pun, punpun, pun,
P U U U U U U U N N N N
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

I said oral
so it worked both ways.

I love lickin the prawn anyway.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

You silver tongued devil you,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Have you taken some School Maam tablets today?
You are being very harsh on the rude boys.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

not really,
but they are all being quite rude today for some reason.

Too many "you stupid/leaky female" posts for me. I might bugger off for a bit.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

boo.
sorry, didnt mean to upset you Doc.

in response though, mine is sexually ambiguous.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

*scritches Dr Nick's velvety bonce companionably*
Not you specifick'ly. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Im completely bald at the mo.
bic'ing my head to make me look mean and moody.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

If you consider many ads to be thinly disguised pr0n
then once given the b3ta treatment they might turn out a bit rude.

I was surprised to see the Andrex ad on the front page. Not that I want to censure, but if is our shop window.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

No,
don't.
Stop it everyone.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

tsk
silly boy
( new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)