Can't you just get a girlfriend who's
on the pill. I have it's super...mmm, i'll be back in a minute I just have to go check my discharge against a colour chart
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

yellow = mellow
blue = tastes good in fondue
green = smells mean
red = better off dead
(que, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)