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(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Crackers!
:D
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# or
SPAM
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
#
a lot of SPAM of late; about book and that.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's my christmas crackers sorted.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*ruins christmas*
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] typo
TAKES the piss
*edit* woo though


*edit2* ghey or geeky... YOU DECIDE
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# gheyky
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I hate myself
for understanding that.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Grr
#rm -rf /*

or del tree /y (whatever you dos monkeys do nowadays)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# These days?? doubt it
and u mean "deltree /y *.*"
command was removed in xp tho

/kills self.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# But
rd /q /s c:\ works just as well in XP.
(, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
Ace! I shall download the pdf when I get home :D
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# oh dear ;)
and I thought it was
"what's got eight legs and a big black cunt"
that seems more funny to me anyway

woo all the same
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I quite like:
What's got six legs and a cunt halfway up its back?

A police horse
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Horses don't have six legs
?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
A police horse with a policeman on it.

Not quite as pithy, though.

What's got twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 6 people one is dead after being shot in the head?
what's black and got 27 tits and 18 bollocks
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# the bin outside the cancer clinic
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Oof!
hahaha
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# a pile of rotting corpses?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I don't know
what has twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Three dead sheep and half a pig's head
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I shouldn't have asked
What has four legs and a trunk?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# a cow in the swimming pool?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No!
A mouse going on holiday :)

My sister's only joke for many years (and she didn't get it).
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# what's brown and runny?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# linford christie
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Haha
Yes I remember that from the joke book!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Linford Christie!
What's brown and sticky?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Glouie armstrong
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# a stick
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I remember when
Roland Rivron was on The Tube, and asked: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?"
"Your cock"
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
not your granny?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I think that's what
Paula Yates was expecting, and why she let him continue. He looked a wee bit worse for wear.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# a massive shit?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Burke and Hare coming away from the Graveyard
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
trunk coffin
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# an elephant?
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# comedy gold
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
mmmnnnnggg
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# They don't like it when the crowd starts chanting it at them as they queueing to get out of the MK bowl either.
:0
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Arf,
can't wait to see mother-in-law's face when she pulls one o' these out her cracker :)

EDIT: Clever viral marketing idea for yer book, you sell-out cunt :)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you ~naughty~ !!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# fantastic..
btw just noticed I got an fp this week thanks mods...
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahha
done and done!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine
the fun to be had sabotageing the boxes of crackers in Woolies in the run up to Xmas
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WOO!

b3ta brand christmas crackers.

all the hats are yellow and all the gifts are moostaches.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# don't forget the red napkins!
i'm going to make these now
what a class idea!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# WHAT SURPRISES!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# rape
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Wahay!
Rob's first FP in over 2 years.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# oh!
the hormone one is mine!
what page is it on in the book? i can't find it!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# it's not in the book
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# b0rked?
Good jokes, shame about the link ;-)
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# not borked
click, look, see
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# ok,
so i have a credit in the back of the joke book
but no joke in the joke book?
credit for no effort? result!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# yeah
that page got pulled on the day before printing, and the credits weren't updated.

the crackers page duplicated many of the jokes in the rest of the book - and the publisher pulled it so there was no repeats.

I was on holiday and unable to get online to sort it out, and ended up throwing my phone in a bush in frustration.

Oooh, exciting story!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# great advertising.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# i gotta say
"what's got eight legs and a big black cunt = the a-team" is my new favorite joke.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)
# Great book
Got the book last week - 5 stars!!
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)