I quite like:
What's got six legs and a cunt halfway up its back?
A police horse
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:50,
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A police horse
Oh, alright then.
A police horse with a policeman on it.
Not quite as pithy, though.
What's got twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:52,
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Not quite as pithy, though.
What's got twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
6 people one is dead after being shot in the head?
what's black and got 27 tits and 18 bollocks
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:53,
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No!
A mouse going on holiday :)
My sister's only joke for many years (and she didn't get it).
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01,
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My sister's only joke for many years (and she didn't get it).
I remember when
Roland Rivron was on The Tube, and asked: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?"
"Your cock"
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Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:07,
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"Your cock"