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# Horses don't have six legs
?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
A police horse with a policeman on it.

Not quite as pithy, though.

What's got twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 6 people one is dead after being shot in the head?
what's black and got 27 tits and 18 bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# the bin outside the cancer clinic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Oof!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# a pile of rotting corpses?
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# I don't know
what has twelve legs, seven eyes and flies?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Three dead sheep and half a pig's head
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I shouldn't have asked
What has four legs and a trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# a cow in the swimming pool?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No!
A mouse going on holiday :)

My sister's only joke for many years (and she didn't get it).
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# what's brown and runny?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# linford christie
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# Haha
Yes I remember that from the joke book!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Linford Christie!
What's brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Glouie armstrong
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# a stick
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I remember when
Roland Rivron was on The Tube, and asked: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers?"
"Your cock"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
not your granny?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I think that's what
Paula Yates was expecting, and why she let him continue. He looked a wee bit worse for wear.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# a massive shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Burke and Hare coming away from the Graveyard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
trunk coffin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
mmmnnnnggg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)