I found that it was lovely
for about 3 days and then made me feel like my face was on fire. I believe that's not the right reaction.
( missing, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

That'll be
the corrosive acids they add to it, so they can then sell you 'Soothing Balm' or something for thirty quid a pop...
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

I resorted to
some stuff from Lush that was made of roses and bee poo.
( missing, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

Lush
as in The Stinkiest Shop in London?
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

this one
was the stinkiest shop in Sheffield.

I don't bother with call their fancy pants stuff, but if they stop my face from burning then I like them.
( missing, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

Let's face it
who wouldn't ;)
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)

It's amazing
how easily my liking can be bought.

I still maintain that for a pint of john smiths and a curlywurly I'm anybody's.
( missing, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)