Dear Masterconner
Why does my computer keep playing 'Give my regards to broadway' over and ovr again?

Yours sincerely ,

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)

Dear Duke of Prunes
your computer is a homosexual.

recommended action - neutered immediately

yours faithfully


( connor, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)

Dear Masterconner
Thank you for your advice. I have neutered my computer and also as a precaution I also gassed it as I did not want to be infected with any homosex from it.

Best regards,

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)