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(Cat Fur Head, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

w X y = Houpla
Okay, since it's quiet - I thought I'd jack this thread:

Now, someone @ work has left which means I can move desks; faster PC, nearer to the kitchen and a rather fit admin girl. But it means that I am in full view of the director and will have to join the B3ta night shift..

answers on a postcard please..
( 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

Absolutely not.
Having a secluded monitor is the most important thing
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

couldn't
you make use of the browser that converts pages into documents (it was on the front page a while ago - sorry forgot the name)?
but otherwise kitchen+PC+ladies=wooyay !
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

C'est possible
I shall have to try that,
( 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

it was
ghostzilla
( barnesy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

visibility of monitor to cow-orkers
particularly senior ones is one of the most important factors in your job - don't do it!

100% of FACT
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

very true
I like working in the corner of my open plan office!
( barnesy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)

Seems to be the overiding opinion...
Maybe I could swap the CPU and the memory from the other PC... I have to pop in and do a re-install tomorrow anyway...
( 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

yes
it's for the best.
( bananaman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

perfect
and set up an elaborate cctv system under the desk to monitor the admin girl.
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

that's how you found your wife, isn't it?
you dirty little man.
( bananaman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

under
his desk ! coooollll !
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)

I actually used an intricate system of pulleys and levers
with a bucket of lightly griddled chicken as bait*

*1st in a series of how to attract kttens
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

2nd in the series
= toooooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaaaa feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

And that's 100% of FACT. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

hmm
i'm going to bring a tin of tuna to the next bash and see if yourself and 100% kitten follow me round all night.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
That's a little stalker-esqe.. but I lurrrrrve it...
( 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

you know you want to

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)

it's
the democratic opinion - walking to the kitchen could help keep the lard off, and maybe she'd lose some appeal when viewed up close all day...:)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

follow
your heart (which is fullof cholestrol and is begging to be closer to the kitchen)
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)