I actually used an intricate system of pulleys and levers
with a bucket of lightly griddled chicken as bait*

*1st in a series of how to attract kttens
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

2nd in the series
= toooooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaaaa feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

And that's 100% of FACT. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

hmm
i'm going to bring a tin of tuna to the next bash and see if yourself and 100% kitten follow me round all night.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)