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Hey Nastar!
Snap, SNAP!

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( Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)

vulgarity is the best form of wit
w/y/h x infinity
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:32, archived)

I'm finding it very cathartic
I've yet to discover anything dainty about "being a woman".
( Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)

Not even cooking. Thats "dainty"
looks up cathartic in a dictionary
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:37, archived)

hahaha
how excellently profound!
( Mushroom, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)

wheres the happy msuic?
WYH
(Chorlton, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)

I laughed because
you used the word 'cram' in relation to the word 'cunt'.
( Nastar, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

you've captured
that horrible jauntiness of tampon adverts there. Have you seen the really cheesy 'but you can't have sugar - you're on a diet' (my god he must not know that I menstruate!) one over there?
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)

personally
if i was with a bloke stupid enough to think a tampon was a pack of sugar, i'd have said nothing, watched him put it in his tea and then pissed myself laughing at him.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:43, archived)

he he
but then he'd know you bleed, you know down there....
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)

No I haven't seen it
But it sounds about right. Mostly I'm amused by the idea of us all donning ski pants or doing gymnastics as soon as the thing hits. Jesus, get yourself a whiskey, lie down on the couch and watch tv like a normal person.
( Artamnesia, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)

I think
one of them (always?) attempted the stuff it and eat loads of popcorn instead, but it was still not quite right, I think it was still a bit jolly.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)

I have to give out one large...
WOO! YAY! And an added HOUPLA! Ah thats some funny stuff.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)