Perhaps just...
"Generic BBC Saturday morning dial-in for sad kids" number. "Hello? Yes, I'd like to swap my Etch-A-Sketch for a pair of Kylie's soiled undies."
( Lardmonster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

That sounds
like an unfair swap...


I mean, who wants dirty kecks?
( pagram, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)

you never know
some people are just a bit strange like that.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)